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March 08, 2006
Attack of the giant 7-foot Humboldt Squid










Behold the fearsome Diablo Rojo -- a seven-foot-long Giant Humboldt Squid that, as legend has it, actually attacks and eats grown men.

For years, it was assumed that the lurid stories of man-eating were simply myths. A few years ago, a National Geographic diver swam with a bunch of three-foot-long Giant Humboldt Squid, and claimed they were harmless. But Scott Cassell knows better. A longtime diver and world expert on the Squid, he recently dove into the coasts off Baja and encountered -- for the first time ever -- a mammoth seven-footer, which he nicknamed "Scar". Cassell wrote a fabulous (and thoroughly terrifying) essay about the encounter on the Deeper Blue website. An excerpt:

The monstrous squid remains motionless just ten feet away. Emotions gave way to cognitive thought and I trained my camcorder on him and begin to record. Almost on cue, he begins his approach. Then, with blinding acceleration, he lurches onto me with a powerful "thud crackle". He slams into my chest. The impact was incredibly powerful, knocking the wind out of me. His huge arms envelope my complete upper body and camera and I can feel my chest plate move as his beak grinds against it. The crackle and scratching of thousands of chitenous ring teeth against my fiberglass/kevlar chest plate is unmistakable.

Man oh man. Cassell's prose is occasionally kind of purple, but hey -- can you blame him? His description of the acoustic landscape of the squid feeding-frenzies is straight out of a Ridley Scott movie:

Thousands of ring teeth cut into the flesh of their prey so deeply, you can hear it. When they drag their victim away with pulses from their massive jet funnel, the sounds of their hapless victim being ripped apart fills the water. It sounds a bit like heavy duty Velcro being pulled apart underwater. Then the beak can be heard, that huge knife-edged beak. The gouging of bone and tissue sound like the shredding of cabbage combined with that of hacking apart coconuts with a machete.

Bow before your cephalopodic overlords, cringing humans. I give civilization maybe 15 years before the squid take over. We have no chance.


(Thanks to Chris Foley for this one!)

Posted by Clive Thompson at March 08, 2006 12:23 PM

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An entertaining read, but a bit heavy on the anthropomorphizing. Still, reading about 7-foot squid attacking people is wicked cool.

Posted by: M. Aaron [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 8, 2006 5:25 PM

It is always difficult to capture wild animal intelligence on film or in actual observation, but it is not impossible nor is it to be consider non-existent. Many times wild animals are caught and nurtured back to health when injured by humans and then set back free, during the minor periods of captivity they are taught new skills. Yet so often once back in the wild they do not teach their local grouping the skill or even their offspring. It does happen and has been documented, but still it is rare.

Much therefore is often hidden from view. And my point being that we do not see this in animals as it is hidden from view as well; Never the less, a study of them up close in the wild is of value. And if an animal is taught a skill by lets say a higher order mammal or being and they have little need for it having evolutionarily already solved that problem in their current living environment or habitat they will lose it if they do not use it and fail to teach it to their offspring as it is not needed.

But if the animal is creative it will take that skill and modify it for some other purpose and that is the point at which you could really say that that Wild Animal Intelligence is more than we think, as they will use the new skill if needed and it comes in handy for a particular purpose and will not use the new learned skill if it is not. And wouldn’t that be the smartest thing to do? Interesting indeed, now let’s take a potential scenario of a new learned skill of a wild animal in captivity.

For instance lets say you teach a Chimpanzee how to mow the lawn, well pretty cool and the Chimpanzee is intrigued by this and gets a kick out of it really, thinking it is funny and laughing at the process, while he or she gets a free banana. When you put them back into the wild let’s say, well there are no CCRs or neighbors telling them to cut the grass.

But perhaps they find a sharp object and think well, there are snakes down there and if we cut the grass back we can see them if they try to sneak up on us. So they cut the grass back. Now to some this may seem like a so what? Yet, in reality it shows quite a bit of planning and adaptation and this is a skill that would be passed on and not the skill of the operation of a modern day lawn mower or push mower, as there are no gasoline stations they can use, no electrical plug ins, no lawnmowers either. So in that regard although perhaps un-noteworthy to some, it is a sign of higher level thought, strategizing and planning, reasoning and creativity to problem solve. Interesting indeed, so consider this in 2006.

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Posted by: Web Cam [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 11, 2006 2:32 PM

Wicked cool is about the best way that I can sum it up as well - Thought that the really interesting bit was that without his specialized suit he would, for lack of a better pun, be dead meat - even irregardless of his incident with the 7-footer. Think diving with sharks, only a bit more personal.

Great link Clive...

Posted by: stinkeyfinger [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2006 8:04 AM

the article links to his travel site which has some videos of the squid dive. was surprised to see how they swam, thought there would be more tenticles involved.



here's the travel site:

http://gonetobaja.com/index.cfm?id=16500&fuseaction=browse&pageid=49



here's the video:

http://209.242.151.5/seawolves/DancingWithDemons.wmv



nick

Posted by: nick [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2006 10:16 PM

If you ask me, it's not giant squids that will take over the world -- it's koalas. Why? Three words: "two opposable thumbs." After all, it was arguably the opposable thumb that led to the ascendency of Man; and, man oh man, the koala's got twice the gripping power we do! Just look'ee here:



Yep, it won't be long now. :)

Posted by: visualweasel [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 31, 2006 1:50 PM

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