It is, by now, an official trend: Someone creates a do-it-yourself online tool, and then smartalecks like me come along to see how badly they can mess with it. I recently discovered that the PBS Kids site has a tool that lets you design a cereal box. It’s extremely cool, actually, because it’s intended to show kids how advertisers design products to lure them in.

But here’s the thing: The tool seems to have no language filters at all — not even for the most depraved profanity, it appears — so whatever deranged cereal-name you come up it, it’ll happily slap on the box. The box of “steroid flakes” above is my personal creation.

(Thanks to Michael for this one!)